Monday, March 21, 2011

The Questura-Not Your Typical PS2 Video Game for a Permit


 It starts with a long disorganized line of chaos.   By the looks of it, one might think free Gucci shoes or handbags.   In the most authentic Borat flare- "Not!"  Yet, I was a diligent foreigner and did arm myself with 6 hours of America's best TV shows- Desperate Housewives, Grey's and 24 on my ipod with extended battery pack.  So thanks to all who gave me Itunes giftcards. 

I examined the line for the The Questura.  I'll begin by telling you this is the antithesis of the Disneyland spirit, without any excitement and a headache of long lines. As a student I needed to register with the national bureau to obtain the "Permesso di Soggiorno." 



What I caught me off guard was the cutting and pushing, from my "peeps," or far removed relatives, as my friends refer to. So I had to let my ancestral bloodline take a hold and resolve to survival tactics from the Chinatown bakery queues.  With a couple of stern looks and elbows, I prevailed.  

My elementary girl Spanish came in handy with the fellow stranieri in the line as they escorted me inside with them.  Keep in mind the latin root, Quest.  After 1 episode of Grey's, and an invincibility shield from my Peruvian stranieri I made it to the office. With a stern and serious face, the gentleman worker explained I needed to go to the post office for my type of Permesso.  Were their other types?    
So that was my next of many stops. As of now I've been to 2 post offices, an incomplete application which I cannot make any sense of, and instructions that I must march on to the Camera Del Lavoro. 

Update: after 1 year of filing proper paperwork, it never arrived.

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